When Your Dog Goes Viral… and So Does Your Vibrator

 I thought I was having a wholesome moment. My dog Piper, looking like the furry king he is, all curled up in my bed. Obvious Instagram material. Obvious Snapchat story. I snapped the photo, hit upload… and went about my life.

An hour later, I checked my story. And that’s when I realized: apparently, my vibrator had decided to make a cameo on the headboard. Just chilling there, photobombing Pipers big moment like it was auditioning for a part in a very adult Disney movie.

Cue a mix of horror, disbelief, and laughter that made me almost choke on my iced coffee. Horror because… well, yeah. That picture is floating somewhere in cyberspace. Laughter because this is literally my life: perfect, awkward chaos that I cannot control.

Lesson learned: always scan the background before posting. Or don’t — and let your dog and your toys share the spotlight like the messy little sitcom that is your life. Either way, Snapchat just became a lot more honest.

And that, dear internet, is how my dog became more famous than me… and my vibrator didn’t even get royalties.

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